Ask a Stupid Question; Get a Stupid Answer

*Saw this in another website*

It's actually quite self-explanatory.

You answer the stupid random question of the one above you
and type down another stupid random nonsense question.

Quote :

A: Why is pizza called pizza?

B: Cause nobody is calling 'em pancakes
Will i fly?

C: Only if you take drugs
Will I be abducted by aliens?

and so on...

So, I'll start first.

Why do babies cry?

Cause onion were their ancestors...

Why do humans breathe?

So that the inhaled air could clear the dust in their nostrils.

Why did Rick send Percabeth to Tartarus?

Cause Tartarus was hungry....

Why do we need to eat?

Cuz our mouths are bored.

Why do we wash our hair?

Cause the are thirsty...

Why do we love???

Cause Cupid is a cute flying baby.

Why do birds have wings?

Cause they eat to much buffalo wings...

Why do the Moon float?

Cuz Artemis has just lost some weight.

Why do the sun shines?

Cause Apollo is too hot, if you know what I mean...

Why is Mars ugly?

In Venus' point of view, he isn't.

Why do apples fall from trees?

Because Geae is hungry

Why is snow white?

Because no one's peed on it yet.

Why is Aphrodite Beutiful?

Because those who said she's not have all ended up...

Why do humans have brains?

To make your head heavier

Why is earth round?

Because Square was already taken up by the sun

Why doesn't Artemis like Boys.

Because she's a lesbian?

Why is blood red?

Because the body is Pink

Why does Navi follow Link?

Because Link's faster than Navi.

Can I kill you?

Yes, with a burrito.

Can I drown you?

Yes if you have enough water to kill me

Can I tease you?

Yes but try not to make yourself look ignorant.

Why do you have breakfast in the morning?